THIS IS FUNNY. LOL

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION - The wife came home early and found  her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have Anything else that ur wife doesn't use? And tht's when I remembered my penis that u said was to big =D
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TWo Words

Two words you should rarely trust and believe is...ALWAYS and NEVER. They are rarely true and most times disappoint---PDW Bashy
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Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt
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Live life to express, not to impress
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"Work for a cause, not for applause. 
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Thought of The Day

"Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come."

~Robert H. Schuller
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Today WAS tomorrow....Tomorrow IS today.......think about it :)
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Samsonite Man

The house that I reside is not my home

Soon enough I will journey on from this place

In better surroundings, into a peaceful space

Better days are on its way
They are in front of me

The day approaches where I can journey on

In this house my legacy cannot carry on

This house is not my home

Time to shift again

---PDW Bashy
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What if?

What if time was currency? Once it runs out. So does your life. Would you treat it careless like how some tend to treat money?--PDWBashy
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Think about it

You have to know what you want to know what to ask. If you don't know what you want, what do you ask for?? Think about it :)-PDWBashy.
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Keep Growing :) :)

"No one ever asked how it feels to be me"...once I started to tell it. They thought I was crazy or I was making a joke. It set me free. I feel I can do anything :). My best days are ahead of me. :) :)
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Times Square Pics. :) :)

MOUNTAIN

When you reach the top of a mountain....you don't stay there...you look around for another one to climb and conquer!!

PDW Bashy
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Me on a Billboard in Times Square NYC 43rd and Broadway

Laaaawd. I can't even explain. :) :) :)

THE GOOSE or THE EGG

Approximately $500.00 can either buy you Apple Stock or an Ipad 3. The question is. Which do you want? The Gooose or The Egg?? Its a NO BRAINER People=-?

Eeen heeen

Paul Bashy
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One of my Random Thoughts

PEOPLE WANT SUPPORT.....but......WHEN ITS TIME TO GIVE SUPPORT......tumbleweeds and crickets....they give all types of excuses.

I know where I stand with some. I'm all set.

People who matter don't mind. People the minds don't matter

Simple

Paul Bashy
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Oracle Horoscope App for Aquarius 3-7-12

Hmmmm. I see some similarities between both apps on my Blackberry

Information you need is forthcoming, it's just taking a bit longer than you'd prefer to arrive. If the sky isn't able to provide a faster way of you being enlightened in ways you feel you need to be, then you can be sure there is little you'll be able to do. It's essential to apply large amounts of patience to a situation that appears to be dragging its heels. You won't be waiting much longer.
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Daily Horoscope App for Aquarius 3-7-12

Don't rely on body language or other non-verbal actions to figure out someone's true meaning today. You may think you can understand all the signs, read between the lines, and generally figure out what someone is trying to say to you. But there is a great deal of confusion fogging up your world today, Aquarius. You can't trust yourself to interpret what someone is saying indirectly, nor can you trust that the person in question is clearly communicating. In a day or two, this fog will lift and everything will become clear. Meanwhile, don't worry, everything's okay.
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FUNNY DWL. Yet true

When your Ex says "you'll never find anyone like me".....your response should be "THATS THE WHOLE POINT!!"
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FUNDRAISER to benefit The National MS Society **JOIN THE MOVEMENT**

Charity Bus Trip to MGM Foxwoods to benefit The National MS Society on March 23, 2012. Coach Bus leves Windsor/Bloomfield Commuter lot on Cottage Grove
$75 per person or $140 a couple
Ticket includes Dinner, 1 Raffle Ticket (can purchase more), Betting chip, Bus Ride, and concert tickets to see Toni Braxton and Babyface LIVE!
Call 860-840-8688 or 860-833-5299 for Tickets!!!
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