Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, July 30, 2009

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!

A little something to make you chuckle
Peace,


THE BATHTUB TEST

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Tuesday's This is Funny! LOL

You know what Tuesday's are like? Ants. They pick up the crumbs of Mondays, and sometimes you have to stomp them. Some are domestic like grease ants: some are wild like fire ants. They're generally too small to be threatening, but they're awfully crawly.