Friday, July 31, 2009

THIS IS ME! Im here people

Im not sure what the plan god has for me but it must be big, cause he has me going throuh these HUGE medical things..lets list them....LOL..hmm......

1. Battled Obesity!!

2. Hydradenitis Suprativa (my skin issue where i was allergic to my own sweat...the weight loss has that under control)

3. Sleep Apnea ( the weight loss has that under control...WOO HOO NO MORE SNORING)

4. Gastric Bypass Surgery (Bariatric Surgery) FAT NO MORE!!! WOO HOO

5. Arythmia (extra heart beat, needed lo pressor, and weight loss corrected that)
6. Inner thigh LIfts (got rid of some excess skin due to th weight loss)


7. Peniculectomy (Partial Tummy Tuck)

8. Multiple Sclerosis (New)

It's never a dull day in the world of PAul. LOL..I feel like a medical handbook..LOL.....Hmm did I forget anything...OHHHHH

9. The numerous medical tests which are but not limited to: Bone scans, CT Scans, mant blood tests, EKG's, MRI's with and without dye...the dye is an injection..so they can view other things better....lol...SPINAL TAP....the lord brought me thru that one.....

WHAT NEXT...............I"M STILL STANDING , and I"M HERE =) =)
My aunt's friend was at the casino last night. The guy sitting next to her on the PENNY SLOTS WON 600,000! OMG I would be so disturbed. Lord
Public speaking class in the morning. First speech due. Some reason i'm not nervous. The professor is awesome. This is the ice breaker assignment.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!

A little something to make you chuckle
Peace,


THE BATHTUB TEST

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE??

HOLD ON BEE LOL

Look at this bee holding on for dear life on the driver side window lol lol lol it's so funny lol

Sunday, July 26, 2009

It takes GUTS to get out of the RUTS
PRACTICE RANDOM KINDNESS AND SENSELESS ACTS OF BEAUTY
PRAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WORK FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED

Saturday, July 25, 2009

YOU GET BETTER BY DOING :-):-)
Lol oh my god i'm here in my public speaking class. Why did i just witness two birds having sex lol lol the little brown birds lol i was like huh lol

Friday, July 24, 2009

How to control SLUGS!!! Click Here

Do you have these slimy, gross looking things lurking in your garden or yard...here are some tips I found, that I thought I would share. If you come across any more information please feel free to post away!!! Thanks!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

RIHANNA!!!!!! SELL OFF IN LONDON!!!!







LOOK @ HER MAKEUP NIKKI....SEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOFFFFFFFFF TO DI WERLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! LOL






They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, thats why i wake up in the morning look in the mirror and realize how BASHY i am :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Success and failure walks hand and hand.
My bb pin 30AF796D
Food for thought.. . Just because a person who doesn't look like you; it doesn't mean their values differs from yours:-):-)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Thank god for blessing me with confidence to be able to converse freely with people i don't know with confidence. Unknowingly these random conversations leads to opportunities that i could have never fathomed :) :) :) god does not sleep. See lets labsish now lol lol my chatty self conversed with someone today who is an engineer, and songwriter who has access to studios. I was given contact information and offered services. . I'm like wow wow wow. God knows i need to record a demo :-) :-)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Become the change you want to see. . . .you must become what you want drawn to you.